Not to Be Picky…

Boy eating fruitThe other day I was reading Oliver’s Fruit Salad to hungry tot-chefs in my Kindergarten Books-for-Cooks class at Franklin Elementary School. The story is about a boy named Oliver, who — having recently helped his grandpa harvest juicy grapes and delicate pears from a backyard garden — refuses to eat the fruit his mom serves for breakfast. Nothing from a can, thank you very much. No jams either. And please, no juice. So off Oliver and his mom go to the supermarket, where they ooh and ahh at fresh fruit from pineapples and melons to oranges and apples. At home, mom empties the grocery bags onto the kitchen table.

“Now,” said Mom. “You can eat an apple. Or a pear. Or a plum.
It’s not in a jar or a can. It’s all fresh, so help yourself.”
Oliver shook his head. “No thank you,” he said.
“I just
helped Grandpa. I didn’t eat any of the fruit. I don’t like fruit.”

Sound familiar? Sure. The very particular mandates and quid-pro-quos of a picky eater.

Perhaps you know one. Perhaps she prefers her noodles plain with a touch of butter and as much cheese as you’ll allow — NO SAUCE, EVER! She likely prefers her carrots raw and PLEASE DON’T LET THEM TOUCH THE CHICKEN FINGERS! Perhaps she’ll begrudgingly eat her peas, but ONLY with a side of promise… of chocolate decadence cupcakes and vanilla ice cream. Your picky eater might even prefer, in fact DEMAND, frozen dino nuggets over your labor intensive, free range, organic, perfectly cooked famous chicken dish.

That afternoon I asked the kids in my class if they happened to know any “picky eaters” like Oliver. Lacey — who just last week meticulously removed every trace of vegetable from her Wild Things Bagel Creature – thoroughly contemplated the question with a scrunched up forehead and proclaimed, “I’ve heard that word before but I can’t remember what it means.”

Yeah, right. I bet you’ve heard it. And I bet you know exactly what it means.

That’s because it seems like “picky eater” has become a variety of diet. There are vegetarians, vegans, locavores, and now, picky eaters. Google “picky eater” and you’ll get results from the Mayo Clinic, support groups for adult picky eaters, tips from youth nutritionists, and endless books on Amazon.com. I talk to plenty of moms each day who tell me right off the bat, “my son is a VERY picky eater” and then divulge the numerous ways Jonny shows-off his habit as if it were a badge of honor.

Since when did being a picky eater become a legitimate way to describe someone’s food habits? Are we too accepting of this ‘condition’? Do parents enable the behavior by becoming the preferred caterer for the Picky Eater Club? And if kids aren’t picky at age 2 or 3, what makes them outrageously picky by 5?

Take Felix here. Happily chowing down on guacamole straight from his backyard avocado tree. Will it be just a matter of months before he utters his very first complete sentence, which also just happens to be “YUCK! I WON’T EAT THAT!! I HATE GREEN FOODS!”

Boy eating GuacamoleI’m not suggesting children everywhere should be happy eating tuna casserole for dessert and Brussels sprouts from their lunch box. But I do think at some point we crossed the line in how we view and embrace children’s eating habits. Picky eating is very likely an acceptable phase in a toddler’s development. Sometime after the age of 2 or 3 kids may even decide the foods they once loved, often the very same food their parents eat – Indian curries, snap peas, goat cheese – now make them kick and scream and gag at the table — even foods they’ve never even tried. But by the time the child is going to school, picky eating should become a diet meant to be broken.

I bring this all up, because I recently came across The Yummy Mummy. She doesn’t hold back, and she’s pretty hilarious. A few months back she posted a piece at Imperfect Parent, the dead-on, sarcastic, “The 10 Ways to Have Your Very Own Picky Eater”. At Number 10:

Remind your kid what a problem eater he is. Kids love that. In fact, tell him in front of guests. Call him “picky”, fussy”, “difficult at dinner time” or say things like, “He’s like this because he’s adopted,” and my personal favorite, “He’s just like his father,” and then, roll your eyes dramatically. You will only have to label him a few times before he sullenly looks at his plate of food, pushes it away and demands to be hand-fed McDonald’s French fries.

If this works, you can go the next step and tell him he is “bad” or “a demon seed” and remind him that he was an “accident”.

You can read the rest of the article and learn how to create your very own picky eater, here.

Okay, so back to Oliver and his fruit salad. As the title suggests, the story ends with Mom, Grandpa, and Oliver slicing and dicing all sorts of wonderful fruit for fruit salad. And of course, a surprised Oliver proclaims, “I like fruit salad!” And after three helpings… “YUMMY!” he says.

So I asked the kids in my class if there was a moral to this story. Without any prompting, 5 year-old Lacey, the prime contender for the picky eater club, perked right up: “It’s like when you don’t like a food, but your mom makes you try it. And then you actually like it after all, but you don’t want your parents to know. So you make a face.”

Hmmm…. just what I thought.

The best ways to wean a picky eater?
1. Cook with your kids. Get them involved in the process and they’ll crave the product.
2. Offer choice. Choice is empowering, so give your kids options rather than forceful mandates.
3. Choose healthy, colorful ingredients with tasty preparations.
Think roasting, homemade vinaigrettes, stir-fries, and veggie-art.
4. Set a good example. Why would your daughter ever eat tofu if you won’t try it either? Still picky? Dr. Sears offers loads more tips here.

Comments

  1. thumbbook says:

    I’d like to think of my son as a “picky eater” too, but I’ve had some success in the past in getting him to eat veggies and fruits of his own choice. What a wonderful post, can’t wait to share this with my mom friends!

  2. barnburner says:

    Yeah! Those kiddies are doing some good eatin’!!

  3. Kitchen Kid says:

    Thanks thumbbook! I’m glad your picky eater is becoming more adventurous. And thanks for the Trader Joe’s video!

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